What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Goat Jokes
Two hunters were walking through the woods
Two hunters were walking through the woods tryi...
Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?
Whats the difference between OP and a magical r...
Inferiority Complex
An American was backpacking across the highland...
What do you get when you cross....
.... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?...
Do you know what really gets my goat?
El chupacabra
A girl asked me if I had AIDS...
I said: "Uh, I don't think you can get that fro...
The smelly goat
So there's this game show where whoever can sta...
A hobo and a goat are hiking up a small mountain.
Who is the hill-billy?
I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck...
...turns out I phoned dial-a-llama.
What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
I found out I was dyslexic when I got invited to a toga party.
I turned up as a goat.
What do you get...
What do you get when you try to inject Human DN...
3 men are walking in a desert...
After awhile they came upon a goat farm. Tired ...
I saw an ad on craigslist for a mama sheep, a ram, and a cat fetus all for sale for only five dollars.
I said to myself, "Ewe goat to-be kitten!"
A Mexican Boy Wants To Learn English
Everyday Pablo would ask his dad when he could ...
Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong
but i say, whatever floats your goat
What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?
Thrown out of the petting zoo.
A defensive Welshman with a tiny goat walks into a bar...
The bartender starts laughing and inquires, "Wh...
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are running from the police....
.... they run into a barn to hide. The brunette...