After awhile they came upon a goat farm. Tired from their journey the men ask the farmer if they can rest there for the night. The farmer agrees but says there's only room for two of them in the house, the other will have to sleep in the barn. The men squabble a bit but soon 1 relents and agrees to stay in the barn.
That night the two men meet the farmers daughters,one with beautiful eyes the other with beautiful hair. The men get close to the daughters and that night while the father is sleeping, make love to them.
Unfortunately the next morning both women feel very sick and the two men realize they're likely going to be fathers. They mope for a bit, but soon come around to the idea and begin to talk.
The first man says "It's true I might be a father, but at least my child will have beautiful eyes"
The second man says "It's true I might be a father, but at least my child will have beautiful hair"
Just than the third man comes out of the barn and says "If that's true, than my kid will have a great beard"
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