Which animal dies every time it makes a sound?
A Frog.
It Croaks.
Frog Jokes
what's green and says "Hey I'm a frog."
A talking frog.
lol for the F.r.i.e.n.d.s fans...
A frog hopped into a bank...
...dressed in a tiny tuxedo and approached the ...
[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork?
Kermit the Frog's finger.
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar and he is completely par...
How did the frog die?
he Kermit suicide!
A frog can leap higher than a house
..partly because of the strength of its hind le...
Miss piggy
Did u know that when she counts Miss Piggy neve...
What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
How high can Miss Piggy count?
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
A chicken walks into a library, goes up to a librarian and says, "Book book book."
The librarian decides that the chicken wants a ...
Last week i just robbed my first bank in my new Frog outfit.
I Kermited a major offense
What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?
A frog in the blender
Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?
Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her...
A frog's car broke down..
It gets "TOAD" away.
What do you call an Italian frog?
A Pestoad.
What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?
It got toad away
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
A chicken walks into a library
He walks up to the librarian and says "book boo...
I've been arrested for robbing a bank dressed as a frog.
It's the first time I've ever kermitted a crime.