A chicken walks into a library

He walks up to the librarian and says "book book".
The librarian checks some books out for him and hands them to the chicken.
The chicken walks out with the books only to return 15 minutes later. He goes to the librarian and says " book book". The librarian raises an eyebrow but gives him some books anyway. The chicken walks out and comes back again. He comes up and goes "book book". The librarian wonders "why does this chicken need so many books?" So she gives the chicken some books and follows the chicken out the library. The chicken goes down the steps, across the road, into the woods, and gives the books to a frog sitting on a pile of books. The chicken days "book book" and the frog replies "Reddit Reddit"

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