What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
Frog Jokes
What happened to the frog's car?
It was toad.
What does a frog that can read say?
Reddit...reddit...
What did the frog say about the repost?
C'est un repost, tabarnak!
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
So there are these two frogs...
So there are these two frogs sitting on adjacen...
What's slimy, long and smells like pork?
Kermit the Frog's Finger.
Whats Green, Red, and Moving at 70 MPH?
A Frog in a blender.
A very bright scientist was conducting experiments on frogs
He spent a lot of time teaching them to jump as...
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a fr...
Scientist and a frog
A scientist is working in the lab with a frog. ...
What's green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender
what's green and smells like pork?
Kermit the frog's finger.
What did the dolphin say to the frog?
Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don'...
What do you call a scary frog
A creepy leapy
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.
Im too lazy to do either.
What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?
A talking frog!
Stolen from "Friends" still hi...
What did the male frog say to the female frog?
The male frog's name is cow. The female frog's ...
Why did the frog cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken
Chicken and a frog found a book
The chicken says "book book book BOOK!''
The f...
A joke is a lot like a frog
They both die if you dissect them. Get it? Beca...
A man walks into a bar with a mouse on his shoulder.
"What are you doing with that yoke in here?" as...