Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to church
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!"
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left"
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
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