Fly Jokes

Fly Jokes

Knock Knock 107


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who!
J...

Pigeon in the Sky


Little pigeon in the sky,
Dropping things fro...

You Might Be A Redneck...


What's the last thing you usually hear before ...

Birdie


Birdie, birdie in the sky,
Why'd you do that ...

Fun Things to Do on a Paper You Don't Care About


1. Type every word in a different font. Altern...

Garage door


Noticing that her boss's fly was open, an emba...

The story of the bats


Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the ...

Superman


At the end of a long crime fighting day, Super...

Understanding Women


A man is walking down the road on a nice autum...

VD at the Dentist?


Terribly agitated, Richard rushed into his den...

Restaurant Owned by Microsoft


Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, ...

21 Ways to Say "Your fly is open"


21) I know that men are from Mars, but I see s...

There is a blond on the plane


A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearb...

The 2 Hunters


There are two moose hunters who hop
on a floa...

FUN THINGS TO DO ON FIRST DAY OF CLASS


1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the ...

Fly In My Guinness


An Irishman, an Englishman and aScotsman go in...

101 uses for AOL disks


It's a simple feat to format and reuse AOL dis...

Ways to tell someone their fly is open.


20. The cucumber has left the salad.


19. I c...

Aircraft Maintenance Problems and Solutions


Never let it be said that ground crews and eng...

The Top 13 Surprise Oscar Nominations


13. Best Supporting Performance -- (TIE) Cathe...

First class


There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She ...

Worries while flying


Two statisticians were travelling in an airpla...

Witch Fly is WITCH?


One day a guy was bored then his friend called...

Classes For Men


Due to the complexity and level of difficulty,...

Bubba Knows Everyone


There was a man named Bubba and Bubba knew EVE...