An English Guy, A Scottish Guy, and An Irish Guy
An English guy, a Scottish Guy, and an Irish gu...
Fly Jokes
What's the difference between a mosque and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
Birds can fly, but flies can't bird
Hopefully you guys get it.
A man was looking for a person to teach him mar...
An Andrew Dice Clay-esqe bit
There was an Old Lady who swallowed a fly. She ...
are YOU tired of everyone taunting and cursing YOU? do YOU fee, no one cares about YOU anymore? Pressure at work? YOU feel like running away from this boring life?
fly MALAYSIAN airlines
and get LOST or SHOT
A drunk gets his car stolen...
A police officer is walking his beat as a drunk...
Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?
Because they are members of an underground Spli...
What has wings, but cannot fly.
A dead bird.
Never Assume
With his request approved, the Bulletin newspap...
So a guy comes into my bar for a beer...
I give it to him and he says, "Hey! There's a f...
Why did the fisherman keep taking off?
Because he was fly fishing.
A plane ride.
A Canadian, an Irishman, and a Mexican are on a...
A guy walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar and hears piano music. H...
The Bubba Joke--long
Bubba is talking to his friend in a bar and boa...
A trucker spots an Asian massage parlor...
and he goes in and asks for a massage. "Ah, so...
Polish Hunters
Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired...
Where do rabbits learn to fly?
The Hare Force
If I ever become an evil overlord
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with ...
What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosqui...
John Fogerty's "Centerfield" makes no sense.
I'm pretty sure he'd fly first-class.
So a bunch of passengers are boarding a plane to Los Angeles...
...when the captain and first officer come on b...
What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?
How should I know? I just fly the drones.
Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world
What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk