THE GOLFER'S CONFESSION
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me fat...
Fly Jokes
Hey, Gandalf! What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?
FLY, YOU FOOLS!
The secret of recent explosion of Antares rocket
The decades old Soviet rocket engines it used w...
Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect?
FLY, YOU FOOLS!
Jokes about 9/11
Shouldn't be allowed to fly.
I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen.
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have c...
A guy goes to a restaurant
and notices all the waiters had a spoon in thei...
What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
I like the way you think.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today
When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all...
"Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?!?"
"Same thing that bag is doing in your tea."
My wife walked into the kitchen to find me stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flie...
What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?
"I don't know I just fly the drone"
What is it?
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doe...
When Big Johnny tried to fly without an ID...
...the TSA diagnosed him with an enlarged prost...
Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?
Cuz then they'd be baygulls.
A farmer walks into his barn with a bucket.
He starts milking his cow, while a pesky fly co...
A Drunk is Walking Down the Street
he walks up to a cop and says, "Man, somebody s...
A man was overly excited to fly for the first time...
As he sat in his seat, he could contain his exc...
A guy walks into a bar that has a magic genie...
A guy walks into a bar because he knows that th...
When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
It looks like the backstroke, sir.
dog and the fly
what did the dog say to the fly
stop bugging m...
Two flies are sitting on a steaming pile of horse manure.
One of the flies grunts and breaks wind. The o...