What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Fly Jokes
An American, an Englishman, and an Irishman walk into a bar... (credit goes to my buddy Rob from university)
.. they each order a pint of beer. The america...
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...
... and each order a beer. As the beers are set...
The Jewish Samurai
There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who ...
What is it?
It has wings, but it doesn't fly, it has a beak...
What type of bagel can fly?
A plain (plane) bagel!
Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Cause they would quack up.
Moose Hunt
Two Moose hunters named Stosh and Thad hired a ...
Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?
It was Saturn by Uranus.
What do an eagle and a broom have in common?
They both fly but the broom doesn't.
My Biology Professor told me this one
When Gandhi was studying law at the University ...
Why do spiders hate Area 51?
It's a no-fly zone.
The Eagle- an original joke
A man is talking with an eagle.
The man asks, ...
Do you guys have any clean ish Super Hero jokes?
I'm going to be an Emcee at a superhero themed ...
A joke about planes
So, Jack and Jill were just married, both age 2...
Passionate kiss is like spider web
leads to undoing of fly.
What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
In a train...
Big Leroy, the black American football player, ...
A Japanese shogun is looking for a new samurai.
He summons three swordsmen, one of them Jewish,...
You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other?
Well, there's more birds on that side.
Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?
Because he was Snow'den.
I like the way you think.
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farm...
Aunt Bessie figures it all out...
Aunt Bessie loves to meet and pamper her nieces...
(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?
Call in the swat team!
3 guys went for an archery competition...
The first guy shoots an arrow into the sky and ...