are YOU tired of everyone taunting and cursing YOU? do YOU fee, no one cares about YOU anymore? Pressure at work? YOU feel like running away from this boring life?

Lion, Tiger, Lawyer,

Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have...

I like my coffee...

In a burlap sack and on the back of a donkey.

Two men camping...

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were...

Why did Mickey...

Because Donald Duck.

What do you get...

Udder destruction!

An American...

. . . travels to Mexico on a company-paid trip for a little R&R. One of the...

My ass hurts from...

A gay person is going back from a party and sees this homeless person...

A woman gives...

An old fisherman and his wife settle down and decide to have some kids. The...

My parrot got...

It’s polly ester.

Turkey

Me: you're a turkey GF: well, I do like being stuffed