A trucker spots an Asian massage parlor...

and he goes in and asks for a massage. "Ah, so!" says the mamasan. "Fifty dollah, prease!". He forks over the dough, only to get a plain old massage that doesn't ease his tensions.
"Hey" he exclaims, "Don't you have something -- special? You know, a little extra?"
"Ah, so!" replies the woman "You wanta 'the wax job'!"
"Yeah, yeah! The wax job! I want that!"
"One hundred dollah, prease!"
He whips out a C note, the woman unzips his fly, then lays his unit out on the edge of the massage table. She then karate chops his member while yelling "BONZAI!".
Wax shot out of both of his ears.

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