A police officer is walking his beat as a drunk stumbles towards him and engages:
Drunk: "Excuse me officer, somebody stole some my car."
Cop: "Well where was it?"
D (holding up his car key): "It was at the end of this key"
C: "Ah I see, well you should go downtown to the precinct and report it there. They can help you with the proper forms."
The drunk goes to leave as they Cop stops him and says, "Before you go, you should zip up your fly."
The drunk looks down and sighs, "oh no, they got my girl too."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.