My wife walked into the kitchen to find me stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" I responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," I replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
I responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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