How does Peter Pan fly?
If you got hit in the Peter with a pan, you'd f...
Fly Jokes
One can't fly,
but a toucan.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he Neverlands
What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?
They're all dead!
How can Peter Pan fly?
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
What kind of pie can fly?
A Magpie.
I thought of this joke this morning in the shower
A professional baseball team is at the airport ...
Woman tries to get on the bus.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get o...
Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now? From my son last night: "Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?"
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay...
When A Fly Falls Into A Cup Of Coffee
When A Fly Falls Into A Cup Of Coffee:
The...
You know why it is that when a flock of birds fly in a 'V' formation one side is always longer the other?
There's more birds on that side.
Why do airplanes have to go around the sweatpants factory?
Because it's a NO FLY zone!
Tata Nano!! :D
Good one... ????????????????
A Tata Nano breaks...
Mosquitoes
This is two mosquitoes that go
a bike and back ...
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man all board a plane to America....
As they leave the airport from Heathrow and fly...
What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque?
How should I know, I just fly the drones.
Woah! Brian Williams' fly is wide open!
Newsflash.
Story of a dizzy blond !!!!
This is a story of a poor dizzy blond flying in...
I asked my girlfriend if she could get me a newspaper
"Don`t be silly", she replied, "you can borrow ...
What do you call pants that can fly?
Peter Pants
I just made it up
"If there are 10 birds on a telephone wire and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Little Johnny excitedly raises his hand and the...
a joke from the war
a man is flying a combat mission over Europe. ...
A statistician is on an airplane...
when one of the engines goes out. The pilot get...
Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?
If you know that one, try this one:
Why do sea...