A guy walks into a bar that has a magic genie...

A guy walks into a bar because he knows that the bartender is the owner of a magic genie. So as soon as he walks into this new mysterious bar he sees as a tiny leprechaun playing the piano. At first he thinks it is weird but eventually he forgets about it. So the man walks up to the bartender and says, "Hey man, I've never been to this bar before but I hear from friends you have a magic genie that grants wishes." The bartender replies, "Yes I do and because I'm feeling very generous today I'm going to let you go have one wish for free." The bartender then leads the man to an empty backroom filled with nothing but the genie's lamp where he is sleeping. The bartender tells the man that all he has to is rub the lamp and the genie will come out. Before the bartender leaves he pulls the man aside and says, "Sir you have to very careful, speak very loudly and very clearly because this genie is very hard of hearing." "Okay. I'll keep that in mind" says the man." Then the bartender leaves and as soon as he leaves the man quickly rubs the lamp. Almost immediately the room fills with colors and smoke. Then the genie appears and says "I am the genie of the lamp! What is your one wish?" "I wish for a million bucks" says the man. All of a sudden a million ducks fly into the room. The man becomes incredibly furious because he knows that wish had been wasted. He walks out of the room, goes up to the bartender and says "Man you were right that genie really is hard of hearing." The bartender replies, "Tell me about it. (points at the piano playing leprechaun) Do you really think that I asked for a 10 inch pianist?"