he walks up to a cop and says, "Man, somebody stole my car."
The cop asks, "well where was it?"
The drunk goes, "it was on the end of this key here."
The cop replies, "I dunno man. Why don't you go down to the station and file a report down there. You fill out all the proper forms and they'll help you."
The drunk says, "OK." And he starts to walk off.
The cop hollers at him, "Hey! Before you go downtown you might want to zip up your fly."
The Drunk looks down and says, "aww man, they got my girl too!"
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