Kid: mom you have been lying to me.
Mom: No son, I never lie. Why?
Kid: yes you did, you said my little sister is an angel.
Mom: yes son, its true, she is an angel.
Kid: no mom, see you lied again. If she is an angel, how come she didnt fly when I dropped her from the window?
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