Difference between a newspaper and a TV.....
Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a telev...
Fly Jokes
Townes Van Zandt joke
A police officer stops a drunk man on the stree...
So a policeman is approached by a drunk man...
The drunk man says,
"Officer! Someone stole my...
A cop sees a drunk stumbling down the street
He says, "Hey, Buddy, you look a little drunk, ...
What's all white and can't fly?
Harrison Ford
What do eagles and moles have in common?
They both fly, except for the mole...
It's a joke.
What type of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
Lonely fisherman
I am an excellent fly fisher. Every time my fly...
What is Madonna's least favourite band?
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
A businessman decides to go on vacation to NY !!!
A businessman decides to go on vacation to NY b...
What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground?
I dunno, I just fly the drone.
What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?
They both think they can fly.
What insect would Richard Simmons be?
Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?
21 banned books.
1. You are different and that is bad.
2. Fun fo...
So a pirate walks into a bar...
...and the bartender immediately notices a smal...
A man is chasing a talking emu...
The Emu is taunting him, saying "you can't catc...
A penguin walks into an airport...
A TSA officer stops him and says "Penguins can'...
Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?
I don't know I just fly the drones
The fly and me
I'm translating this joke from my native langua...
Topical Jokes for 2/8
A company in Denver has created a dating app th...
i believe i can fly
i believe i can flyyy
got shot by the pizza guy...