Fly in my soup

Patron: Waiter!


Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your support waiter, what seems to be the problem?


Patron: There's a fly in my soup!


Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.


Patron: No, it's still there.


Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're eating the soup, try eating it with a fork instead.


Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.


Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl, what kind of bowl are you using?


Patron: A SOUP bowl!


Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem, how was the bowl set up?


Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer, what has that to do with the fly in my soup?


Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?


Patron: I sat down and ordered the "Soup of the Day"!


Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest "Soup of the Day"?


Patron: You have more than one "Soup of the Day" each day?


Waiter: Yes, the "Soup of the Day" is changed every hour.


Patron: Well, what is the "Soup of the Day" now?


Waiter: The current "Soup of the Day" is tomato.


Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.


Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.


Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.


Patron: This is potato soup.


Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.


Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.


Waiter leaves.


Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!


The check:


Soup of the Day ....$5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day .... $2.50
Access to support ....$1.00


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci