He could fly


One night, an 87 year old woman came home from bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.


She became violent and pushed her husband off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, the fall killed him instantly.


Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say.


"Your honor," she began, "I figured that at 92, if he could screw, then he could definately fly!"


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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