Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton are all on a plane about to crash. [Fixed]
It crashed. The only survivors were the pilot a...
Fly Jokes
A Chinese Samurai, a Japanese Samurai, and a Jewish Samurai...
There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who ...
Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?
He wanted to see time fly
What's the difference between Al'qaeda and civilians?
Beats me I just fly the drone!
What's gray and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Do you know why one side of the V Is slightly larger when birds fly together?
Because there are more birds on that side.
80yrs old grandpa calls the radio...
"Hello, I'd like to participate in the game!" h...
Two flies are sat on top of a black guys top lip
The flies are complaining of boredom when one s...
What's gray and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?
Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.
husband into a deep depression
A certain sales couple loved to compete with ea...
In 2009, it cost approximately 53,000 dollars to fly a troop to Iraq, and nearly double that to fly them back.
Probably because of all the extra baggage.
There once was a cheerio...
There once was a cheerio who lived on plain che...
Which would you chose and why?
Fight Ridley Scott's aliens for six hours in a ...
What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?
I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?
They are powered by turban engines.
Two forks...
Two forks were flying and one of them crashe...
I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly-swatter. When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered:
'Yeah, three males and two females.' Curious, I...
A worried flyer asks a statistician...
"What are my chances of getting on a plane that...
What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?
What's the difference between a Taliban outpost...
What has four legs and can fly?
Two Birds!
Everybody knows Bubba
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You kn...
husband in the kitchen
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her hus...