What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Fly Jokes
When Geese fly in the "V" formation, why is one side longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on one side, than ...
What happens when a fly drinks rum?
It gets buzzed!
Old School Pirate Crime
Captain Normal Beard the up-and-coming pirat...
Butter Joke
There's a brick of butter and a fly, the fly wa...
What did the man say to the fly?
"Hey.. you're looking fly"
Stumbling Drunk
A drunk stumbling down the street walks up to t...
Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?
He's such a wookie pilot.
I had three Star War...
Ethnic humor . . .
Q: What is the national bird of Italy?
A: The...
BARRACKS DOOR
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper...
“Chicks by my side, chillin with some grey goose, we so fly”
Said the duck.
Why does Peter Pan Fly?
Because he Neverlands.
I found a baby bird outside my apartment...
I took him in, comforted him, and fed him until...
You know how birds fly in a v formation?
Do you know why one side is longer than the oth...
Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?
I don't know, I just fly drones.
How does Peter Pan fly?
If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you...
What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
I didn't think that pigs could fly...
But then I found out that Donald Trump had a pr...
I opened a window to let a fly out...
and three more flew in, along with five mosquit...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he Neverlands.
zipper problems
When your zipper is open, you can never know if...
Why can't the plane fly?
Because it's grounded.
So a crow sits alone in a park...
A single crow sits alone on one of the many ben...