There once was a cheerio...

There once was a cheerio who lived on plain cheerio island. He lived his life working 16 hours, 7 days a week, trying just to make ends meet. But all of this was pointless; he was not going anywhere in life. He would never end up with the prosperous cheerios on Frosted Cheerio island - or so he thought. One day, whilst working in the factory, the cheerio - lets call him Bob - noticed a flaw in the production line that decreased production speeds by 10000%. He reported this to his manager, and guess what? The improvement made both Bob and his manager super-rich, enough to move to Frosted Cheerio island.

Now, after this major upgrade, Bob had everything he wanted. Girls, cash, a tower of a home. But this was not enough for bob. He looked over the ocean, just to see the shining lights of Honey Nut Island, drawing him in like a fly to a light. It became his new goal to one day set foot on this island.
Bob worked hard, and partied harder. Once, during a party, he met a representative of the Honey Nut Island, who had been vetting him silently for the last few months. The representative approached Bob, and told him he managed to meet the requirements to become a citizen of Honey Nut Island. Bob asked when he would move over, and the rep replied, 'Immediately'.

Honey Nut Island was the stuff of dreams and legends, and Bob's imagination of what the island was like did not disappoint him. Even the endless drink lines that he had dreamed about existed. Bob was really in the mood for Fruit Punch, and he began looking for it. But, sadly, there was no Punch line.