There's a pilot at the fair, giving rides in an old open cockpit biplane. It's been a very slow day and he notices the old couple checking out his plane. He says to the farmer, "Hey Grandpa, here's a deal. I'll take both of you for a ride, if neither of you screams or yells or makes any noise you fly for free, but if I hear anything you both pay full fare. They agree and he takes them for a terrifying ride; loops, barrel rolls, spins, every acrobatic maneuver he knows, but there isn't a sound from the rear cockpit. Finally he lands and turning to the farmer says, "I've never a passenger stay silent through a ride like that! Tell me, wasn't there any point when you almost yelled. The farmer replies, "Well, there was the time when Ma fell out.
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