A mosquito goes to a military base.
The commanding officer says, "Sorry, this is a ...
Fly Jokes
women complaint about office coffee
Man ... Its hot in here. I get to the water coo...
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk
A horse is watching MTV...
As he is watching, a music video for "Purple Ha...
Einstein was seated next to a blonde woman in a bus
Einstein said "Hey, let's play a game. I'll ask...
The Genie In The Lamp
A man was walking along a California beach and ...
What's yellow, can't fly a plane, but can fly?
I don't know that's why I'm asking
Why were all the ships sinking
Because the japanese just learned to fly and we...
The Pink Gorrilla
This is the story of the pink gorilla.
There's...
Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Lying mother
A boy runs to his mom and says:
-Mom,you're a ...
A plane was travelling from America to the UK
A plane was travelling from America to the UK w...
Three childhood friends sign up for the army
And it's their first day, time for assignments....
There Was A Guy Who Thought He Was Pretty Funny...
He always laughed at his own jokes and decided ...
Seagulls flying over the sea....
If Seagulls fly over the sea, then what flies o...
funny
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: It...
Not everyone is able to fly...
but every toucan.
What's the point of having wings if you can't fly?
Michael Smith wrote down *what's the point of h...
Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know I just fly the drone.
I walked up to a windmill and said,
"What do you think of this, you spin really fas...
turns out pigs can fly...
Donald Trump has a helicopter
This person told me "When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"
Alas, swine flu.
I love deadlines.
I like the whooshing sound they make when they ...