Before he headed back to the farm, he decided to check out a movie at the local cinema. He had nowhere to leave the duckling, so he brought him along.
The employee at the box office told the farmer "Sorry sir, no pets allowed".
What was the farmer to do? He couldn't leave the helpless duckling alone. So he entered the nearest alley and put the duckling gently inside his pants. He zipped down his fly to make sure the duckling wouldn't have problems breathing. Now that the duckling was comfortable enough, he returned to the cinema and bought a ticket for one.
He sat down in his seat, and a moment later Nancy and Sally sat beside him.
Nancy asked Sally "Hey, did you check out what this guy's got between his legs?"
Sally answered nonchalantly "You've seen one you've seen them all".
Nancy then retorted "Well yeah, but this one is eating my popcorn"
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