Two men are sitting at a bar drinking when one starts up a conversation with the other.
"You know, at this time of the year this city is great for flying, just the right wind."
"Looks like you're completely wasted, men can't fly."
Over the course of argument and further drinking the first guy gets up and walks to the window.
"Fine, I'll show you." saying which he jumps out, flies a bit, does a loop-DE-loop and comes back in through the window.
The man is left astonished at the sight and decides to try it for himself. He jumps out of the window and falls plop on the ground a floor below.
The barman gives the first guy a nasty stare "You're real mean when you're drunk Superman."
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