The teacher asks little timmy...
..."There are three birds sitting on a tree. If...
Fly Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it can't fly.
How do you endanger the fly species?
Slap an African child.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be ba...
What do women and fly wire have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
My doctor told me I'm suffering from a Superman complex.
But I couldn't stay for long, so I had to fly.
Seagull mystery
if seagulls fly over the bay, would they be BAY...
Little Johnny is goofing off in math class and Ms. McHeiney calls on him.
"Johnny, three birds are sitting on a fence, yo...
Apparently the local fruit fly is a smoker.....
She goes out every night for a drag.
What do I think about space engineering? Well my opinion is, primitively speaking:
Oogabooga. Metal not fly
What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?
Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!
Little Johnny was sitting in class
Little Johnny was sitting in class not paying a...
You know the fly was really close to being called a land...
Because that's what it does half the time.
RI...
A swindler passes by a bird in the stairwell of an apartment building...
The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his f...
Why did the African man stop fly fishing?
Because he must quito!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, If they flew over the bay, they would ...
Pigs CAN fly...
They just gotta pay for two seats.
There was a fly in my home.
So I called the SWAT team.
where do you go when you're fly to death?
the terminal
Crowded bus
A man is sitting on a crowded bus. A woman stan...
How do you make an elephant fly?
First, you get a great big zipper...
Little Johnny was sitting in class....
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
Death Drop
There once were 20 people (including a guide) o...