Teacher asks her students...
A teacher asks her students: "OK children. Ther...
Fly Jokes
The difference
What's the difference between a fly and and a m...
A fly walks out of a bar.
He was sitting in someone's stool.
So there's a fly...
and a gnat lands on its back.
The fly says, "i...
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because if they did they would be Bagels
What did one fly say to the other?
'your man is down'
Why do moths fly with their legs spread?
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
Open mic night trouser malfunction
At an open mic night a guitarist is taking requ...
The most popular man in the world
Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one af...
I saw a sausage fly by my window
I must be going insane it was actually a bird. ...
Drunk guy walks up to a cop...
Says "Officer, somebody stole my car". Cop says...
Bartender, There's a Fly In My Beer!
A millionaire, a hard hat, and an old drunk are...
Two converts set off to go join ISIS...
Hasan and Hussein set off to go join ISIS. Has...
A Blonde wants to learn how to fly a plane...
A Blonde woman wants to learn how to fly a plan...
What type of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel!
Some joke of The Regular Show. :)
Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if t...
What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?
A mocking bird!
Have You Heard of the Arabic Santa Clause?
No? Me either. It's because he's on the No-Fly ...
What type of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel
Why couldn't the plane fly?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
morale
A fly is flying above a river.
A fish swims in...
A fly walks into a bar...
and asks: "Is this stool taken?"