A man is sitting on a crowded bus. A woman standing in front of him notices that his fly is open. She says to the man
"Sir, your store is open"
The man looks down and zips it up. He then turns to the woman.
"Did you see the store's owner?" he asks
"I didn't see the owner, but I saw a drunk stocker lying on two sacks of groceries!"
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