Maths class and the teacher asks the class a question
'Children, how many pigeons will we have when t...
Fly Jokes
Sucking, Licking and Biting....
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?
Oranges have thick skin.
Let the downvotes fly...
Why did Muhammad fly across the road?
He worked in the left twin tower.
An American, a French man, a Chinese man, and a Scottish man walk into a bar.....
They each order a beer, and each beer has a fly...
A drunk walks up to a cop
and says my car was stolen. The cop asks where ...
Why do birds fly south in the Winter?
Because its too far to walk!
These new drone regulations...
I had to register my two sticks of butter with ...
Paraguay Declares War on China
One day Paraguay decides to declare war on chin...
Everyone knows Bob.
Fred and his friend Bob walked into town one da...
The Prophylactic
Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?
...
What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and ISIL training grounds?
I don't know either, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a pair of Levi's jeans and a Muslims Beard?
A pair of Levi's only has one fly.
tiny pianist..
An oldie, but goodie:
A man walks into a bar a...
What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone
I thought of a great joke about turkey coups.
I would tell you, but it would probably fly rig...
2 hunters hire a pilot and fly to the jungle...
...and they hunt alot of things and prepare to ...
In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
A drunk walked up to a cop on the street...
A drunk walked up to a cop on the street and sa...
Hawk, lion and a skunk...
Three animals were having a huge argument over ...
How come sheeps don't fly...........
Because they are scared of the Airwolf.
A joke from a kid's magazine
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied ...