Says "Officer, somebody stole my car". Cop says "Where did you see it last?" He tells the cop, "right on the end of the this key."
"Hmm," the cop says, "come down to the station we'll get this sorted out. Hey, zip up your fly!"
Guy looks down, "Oh man they got my girl too"
--heard on a Townes Van Zandt album
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