Fly Jokes

Fly Jokes

Ticket counters and airplanes


"I am here to make an announcement that this T...

Fly


Q:What do you call a fly with no wings?
A:A w...

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's...


What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde...

The Doc's affair.


A doctor from Canada was having an affair with...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman


One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Iri...

Bar Fly


Rooney owned an Irish pub in the Bronx, and in...

Polite ways to tell a male he needs to zip up: By David Letterman:


10. The cucumber has left the salad.


9. Quas...

Zipper Alert


A young woman in a REALLY skimpy skirt was at ...

JFK Jokes


Do you know what was JFK's favorite movie?


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Unsent Letter


Subject: The Letter Bush Will Not Write...


T...

Attention Soldier


The manager hired a new secretary. She was you...

Soup support


Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, a...

Where are the Worms?


Karen loved the golf game but was not very goo...

Star Trek Riddles


Q. What does Captain Kirk and Toliet Paper hav...

In case he has to count to eleven.


Why does George W. Bush keep his fly open?
I...

Golf Love Poem


I think that I shall never see a hazard roughe...

Barbie's Fall Fashions


Sister Mary Barbie: This spiritual Barbie come...

Smart Woman


Three men where trying to cross a river when a...

The butter


why did the kid throuw thebutter out the windo...

Aerial Photo Shoot


The scene is a newspaper office. The editor sa...

Yo mamma


yo mamma so funky she had on dove deoderant an...

I can fly


Three men were on top of the empire state buil...

An Unreasonable Wish Request


A man was walking along a California beach and...

Bats


Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the ...

I love you


fly with me and let me sing another song,
let...