Ways to confuse Santa Claus
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a sa...
Fly Jokes
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The Bus Stop
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beau...
Fly the Friendly Skies
During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton...
Top twenty ways to say "your fly is open."
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I ca...
Soldiers Salute
One day a secretary noticed her boss's fly was ...
Airplane Maintenance
"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots gene...
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her hus...
Two Robins
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
"I'm rea...
Newfoundland Computer Lingo
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Satisfaction-How to satisfy a Woman
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Bifocals
Bill is waiting to tee off for the start of his...
Insurance Statements
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Coming home I d...
Time Fly
Yo mamma so stupid she threw a clock out the wi...
Fly
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Three Men in A Pub
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Newfie...
There's A Parrot On The Plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised t...
Actual Car Accident Statements
The following are copies of actual written stat...
Halloween Favourites
What haunts the closets of a haunted house?
Th...
There's a Man Named Ralph...
There's a man named Ralph that goes into a bar,...
P for Pakistan
A visitor from Pakistan was strolling in a park...
Go Fly a Kite
There is a man in his back yard trying to fly a...
Lena and Ole
Lena called the airlines information desk and i...
THE PURCHASE By a Farmer
A farmer had been taken several times by a loca...
The Jewish Samurai
Back in the olden days when Samurai were import...