Fly Jokes

Fly Jokes

Open Barracks


Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She w...

Fifteen minutes into the flight


Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas Ci...

Satisfy a women


Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage...

Confucius say


confucius say: Woman who cooks meat..and peas ...

A Chief Samurai


Back in the olden days when Samurai were impor...

Raid


You just can’t win.


I’ll bet if I died and...

Computer lingo guide


Screen - What is a must during black fly season

A genie, a guy, and a bridge to hawaii


A man was walking along a Florida beach and st...

Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota


Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh ...

Men and foreplay


Q: What's the average man's definition of fore...

Windows: What


Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below...

YOU MIGHT BE REDNECK IF


YOU MIGHT BE REDNECK IF
-- Your computer stan...

18-legged Fly Catche


A baseball team

Little boy learns arithmetic.


A little boy is in school working on his arith...

Impossible Wish


A man walking along a beach stumbled across an...

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:


Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage...

Secretary Helping Out


Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She w...

Famous last words


*Don't be silly, it isn't loaded.


*I CAN FLY...

Crazy Making Behavior


Here are some ideas to drive men/women crazy n...

Why do redneck farmers wear


Why do redneck farmers wear overalls with a bu...

"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?...


"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"


...

If Restaurants Functioned


If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft


Pa...

Restaurant Efficiency


I took some clients out to dinner last week, a...

Bart at the chalkboard!


The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows ...

Alright ya wee f*****


A brit, an irishman, and a scot go out to a pu...