Karen loved the golf game but was not very good at it. She was out on the links one day, playing with her husband John. As usual, every time she swung at the ball, she made the earth beneath it fly every which way! "My goodness, John," she said, blushing at her ineptitude, "I bet the worms think there's an earthquake going on.""Don't be so sure, Karen. The worms on this course are mighty smart. My guess is that most of them are hiding beneath your golf ball for safety."
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