Sundae
An elderly couple is sitting in their living ro...
Flower Jokes
Why No 1 likes Apple
So there are some people in an electronics stor...
Three men line up to show off their skills at archery
They are to shoot off the apple off of a young ...
What did the banana say to the apple?
Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.
A mango told an apple "I love you"
Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango
The old Man's Pond
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large f...
Little johnny [OC]
Ms. Apple was teaching her class of first grade...
Thought about growing some impatiens this year...
but then decided against it. Takes too long.
Bobby buys condoms
Bobby walks into a drug store to buy condoms bu...
How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the ...
So I was walking through rural Georgia when...
...I passed a little lady with white hair and d...
There's a man with three daughters
There's a man with three daughters.
The first d...
Some funny pick up lines
Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in you...
The kids in school are asked to say nouns that represent things that can be eaten..
"Apple", says a child. "Very good !", the teach...
The most Canadian sentence ever.
Sorry aboot spilling too much maple syrup into ...
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conv...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple'...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple'...
Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed its commitment to bringing the total PC experience to Macintosh computer users.
Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfi...
A traveling salesman is driving down a country road when he comes across a farmer who is standing in his orchard, hoisting pigs into the apple trees with ropes.
A traveling salesman is driving down a country ...
Dog Words The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word dog in front of them: dogrose, dogwood, dog violet.
Dog Words The teacher was telling the class abo...
Funny helpdesk chat transcripts: Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Funny helpdesk chat transcripts: Helpdesk: What...
Funny helpdesk chat transcripts: Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Funny helpdesk chat transcripts: Helpdesk: What...
A man walks into a bar with an apple on his head, and the bartender asks Why do you have a pear on your head?
A man walks into a bar with an apple on his hea...
Phil had just joined a club after his friend had recommended it (being a member for quite some time).
Phil had just joined a club after his friend ha...