When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the tr...
Flower Jokes
A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery on her privates so her husband can enjoy the snugness she had in her youth.
A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery...
Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.
Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein sha...
In 1957 while in Elementary school Chuck Norris drew a sketch of a square apparatus with astonishing details.
In 1957 while in Elementary school Chuck Norris...
Knock knock.
Knock knock. Who's there? Apple, Orange, and Ba...
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class.
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a no...
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class.
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a no...
One day little Johnny went to school.
One day little Johnny went to school. His teach...
Once there was a little boy that lived in the country.
Once there was a little boy that lived in the c...
Once there was a little boy that lived in the country.
Once there was a little boy that lived in the c...
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
What did one maggot say to the other who was st...
Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple?
Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in ...
First apple: You look down in the dumps.
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a sh...
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to...
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard.
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the schoo...
Fred came rushing in to his Dad.
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. Dad! he puffed...
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.
School lunches are not generally popular with t...
How do you make an apple puff?
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round t...
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? W...
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outbo...
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?
What can a whole apple do that half an apple ca...
How do you make an apple turnover?
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down...
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what d...
Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard.
Two girls were having their packed lunch in the...