Sundae

An elderly couple is sitting in their living room, when the Mrs gets an idea.

"Honey," she exclaimed, "Would you mind going out and picking me up an ice cream sundae?"

"Sure," He says, "I've got nothing else better to do."

"But I want a special sundae, would you like me to write it down?"

"No thanks", he says "What do you want on it?"

"First I want it so that there is chocolate ice cream on one side, and then vanilla in the middle, and strawberry on the other side. Are you sure you don't want me to write this down?"

"Positive," He says.

She goes on. "I then want caramel sauce on the chocolate side, and fudge on the strawberry side, and whipped cream on the vanilla. I really think I should write this down for you."

"No, I'm fine," He assures her. "Anything else on that?"

"Yes!" she says "I want covered in raspberries, strawberries, with a single cherry on top. Are you sure you don't want me to write this down for you?"

"YES!!!" The husband exclaims, "You want a special sundae. In a row you want chocolate covered in caramel, vanilla covered in whipped cream, and strawberry covered in fudge. You then want the entire thing covered with raspberries, strawberries, and a single cherry sitting at the top. I don't need something in writing to remind me what I'm getting."

The husband sets off to fetch his wife the sundae. Two hours later, he returns with a greasy paper bag. The wife opens it to discover a couple of bagels. She smiles, looks at him and says, "you forgot the cream cheese".