George visits an isolated village
As he walks down the street he sees three child...
Flower Jokes
A priest, an Army Man, and a Teacher
A priest, an army man, and a teacher are all in...
What Roses Drink?
One day the teacher came to class with a rose p...
How to creep out a mortician
How to creep out a mortician.
1. Go in to pre-...
Carnation Milk
65 Years Ago.
This is PRICELESS ............
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Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama coupl...
Ol' Mr Periwinkle
Ol' Mr. Periwinkle was the nastiest, meanest pa...
What do Oranges and Apples have in common?
They're both orange except for the Apple.
What's red and has seven dents in it?
Snow whites cherry.
The gift.
Knowing that the minister had a very sore throa...
The legend of Sorry the archer.
An archery contest is taking place, and all the...
Bubba n' Buford II
One day Bubba n' Buford were drivin' down the...
Dough Boy
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died W...
Thought I'd try writing bad monologue jokes today. Like Jay Leno bad.
Russia says it will begin patrolling with nucle...
Two old men are sitting on the porch,
their wives in the kitchen. One says to the ot...
The secret to wealth
A young man once asked a rich older man how he ...
So Apple made a spinoff of the iPod Touch...
...where you design all its features yourself. ...
What do you get hanging from apple trees?
Sore Arms.
Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?
Because Boston has all the cups!
Male nurse
Towards the end of the shift, he is assigned to...
A man has three daughters...
And one day his oldest daughter came up to him ...
Himalayan peach pie
So there once was a man named Joe, who worked f...
My Personal Favorite Little Johnny Joke
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "No...