Flower Jokes

Flower Jokes

The 3 girls names


There are 3 girls and a dad. One girl named Ro...

Long and Pink


"Today in class", said Mrs. Johnson the kinder...

Haiku Error Messages


Some winners of the Salon http://www.salon1999...

Apple Sauce


Knock-Knock.


Who's there?


Apple.


Apple w...

The Top 16 Signs Baseball Spring Training Has Started


16> The air is filled with the gentle "twan...

The 3 Guys in a Plane


There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was ab...

Beware of new virus


Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive sud...

You want the opening day


You want the opening day of deer hunting seaso...

Where is the Garden of Eden?


A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing ...

How to make a fortune


A young man asked an old rich man how he made ...

Christmas Carols


A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to wri...

Microsoft patents


REDMOND, WA--In what CEO Bill Gates called'an ...

The names


A girl walks into the kitchen and asks her mom...

Jewish Bee


Two bees buzz around what's left of a rose bus...

Green side up


A woman calls a Contractor to her house to giv...

Cherry Potty


A little boy was playing by a pond when he saw...

New Canadian Flag


Canada, in view of recent events, will be chan...

Apple


Q.Why did the appleroll?
A.Because he say the...

The Cesium song 11


Cesium Glows(Tune, Love's a Rose - Neil Young)...

Be Nice to Nurses


When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice t...

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving...


'Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
Twas the nigh...

Pete rose & pizza hut ad


In 1995, Pizza Hut scheduled a commercial feat...

Wild Rambling Rose


I took a very classy and absolutely gorgeous l...

Stocl Market


Helium was up, feathers were down.


Paper wa...

Disneyland Survey


A recent survey carried out by a leading soft ...