Flower Jokes

Flower Jokes

When John Sculley ran Apple Computer he said...


When John Sculley ran Apple Computer he said A...

Q: How many Apple


Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to...

Apple and Worm


What did the apple say to the worm?
You're bo...

tHE bombs


One time a brunette got hit with an apple and ...

Knock Knock 81


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome...

18 Things Not To Say


18 things not to say to your pregnant wife.1. ...

Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
...

PUNS: The Stock Market Report


Today's Stock Market ReportHelium was up, feat...

Knock Knock 15


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthony!
Anthony w...

Manhattan with a Plum


A girl walks into a bar and asks for a manhatt...

Test Yourself


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this is funny


There were 3 men, a chiness japenesse and an a...

In the city today the


In the city today the temperature rose to 180 ...

Fake Test


Hey kiddies! Tired of doing your homework? the...

Thinking Quiz


One day in class the teacher brought a bag ful...

Adam and Eve


A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing ...

Nurses Revenge


A bigshot business man had to spend a couple o...

Learning Etiquette


Little Johnny and his family lived in the coun...

Bread Maker Dies


Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died ...

You might be a Redneck JEDI if...


You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
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Apple a Day


Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
If ...

Retired Preacher


Preacher retired and moved to the country to e...

Dog Plants


The teacher was telling the class about plants...

Bridge


There were 3 men working on a bridge that was ...

Fruit


whats yellow and grows on apple trees?


A stu...