How do you catch a steroidal fish?
With A-Rod.
Fish Jokes
So a blind man walks by a fish market...
he take a deep breath, then exhales and says "G...
Fish out of water.
I was on the phone to my Grandma the other day ...
You Never Learn Nothin'
A father and son went fishing one day. While th...
A story about a Redneck and a Game Warden.
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was ...
A list of hilarious ambiguous headlines
All of these are from http://www.fun-with-words...
slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce?
Binary fish-ion.
Why did Bill Gates & Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge?
When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, “Go f...
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
So John and Dave walk into a bar
And they are looking for any jobs that are goin...
What do you get if you cross a Fish and an Elephant?
Swimming Trunks.
On the phone while fishing...
I was on the phone with an interviewer today wh...
An Old Joke Updated
Yesterday was our one year anniversary. Unfortu...
Did you hear about the fish that walked into the chip shop??
He got battered!!
Two fish were in a tank...
...one turns to another and says "any idea how ...
I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums.
He was a professional tuna.
dat hyphen
A man eating fish
was saved by a hyphen from
a ...
A fight at a fishing trip
A woman talks to her friend:
"Last week my hu...
did you hear about this new fish?
nevermind it's satill in beta
Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road ...
Two fish are in a tank.
Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the othe...
Two birds are sat on a perch.
Two birds are sat on a perch.
One turns to th...
A man and a woman go out to dinner...
This is during the time the Mad Cow disease rav...