And they are looking for any jobs that are going. They ask around but no-one has any work available. So after a while a man comes in and slaps a large Bass on the counter and, to their amazement, the bartender gives him £50! So they ask the man, "Where abouts did you catch that?!"
To which the man replies, "I just fish at the bridge down the road."
Quickly, the pair of them head off to the bridge before they realize they don't have a rod. After awhile of thinking they decide that John will lower Dave down and he will try to catch them while they swim past.
10 Minutes pass and John shouts to Dave, "Got anything?"
"Nothing yet," Dave replies
Another 10 minutes pass and once again john shouts, "Got anything?"
"Still nothing"
2 minutes later, Dave suddenly shouts, "PULL ME UP, PULL ME UP!"
Exited, John asks, "What did you catch!"
"No no! A trains coming!"
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