Yesterday was our one year anniversary. Unfortunately, my fiancée, who has vertigo as a result of brain surgery, fell while retrieving the morning newspaper, and cracked her head causing a black eye.
Today, when she went to work she told the following story to her office mates, who immediately became suspicious: *Yesterday was our anniversary so he took me out to dinner. Fish was on the special so he ordered the halibut. When it arrived, I accidentally knocked it on the floor. So you see, he did it for the halibut.*
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