A woman talks to her friend:
"Last week my husband and I went to a fishing trip, and we had a terrible fight".
"Really? What happened?"
"Well, first I talked too loud, and scared all the fish, then I used the wrong kind of bait, and put it on the hook all wrong. But the worst part was when I caught more fish than my husband."
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