Pantyhose
How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose?
10...
Fish Jokes
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
HEYYY LAAADIESS
Charlie the Street Car Conductor
Long joke that is passed down in my family
So...
Why Are Firetrucks Red?
Firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 men.
4 + ...
You know what we used to call vegetarians?
Idiots that couldn't hunt or fish.
A man walks into a seafood shop carrying a trout under his arm.
"do you make fish cakes?"
"Yes we do" replies ...
This blind guy walks into a fish store...
This blind guy walks into a fish store
He turns...
two fish
two fish swim into a concrete wall one turn to ...
What's the difference between a fish and an elephant? (OC)
You really can't tell the difference between a ...
A fish swam into a wall...
and said "dam!"
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says
‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’
Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me.
Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil i...
why did the wife of the fish and chips fetishist file for divorce?
she was sick of being a battered woman
Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One fish says to the other, "I don't know how t...
Two fish
Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the ...
Never argue with a woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to th...
What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?
A-fish-in-sea.
Two fish are in a tank...
Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the ot...
A Texas Salesman
A young guy from Texas moves to California and ...
Zolota Rybka: Golden Fish Ukrainian Joke
One day a Ukrainian and a Russian are out fishi...
Fishing secret
A guy is out ice fishing and he hasn't had a bi...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh! ... I'll show my way out
I have a beta fish named Carl
He's a real lady killer!