Jokes/Puns!
1. What kind of birds always stick together? VE...
Fish Jokes
Two birds are sat on a perch, when one says to the other..
"Do you smell fish?"
Nihilistic Kindergartners
David Bloom gained notoriety for his book “Pisc...
The Fishing Trip
On Friday afternoon, a man calls home to his wi...
There are two fish in a tank...
...and one says to the other, "how do we drive ...
What's the difference between...
A gold fish and a mountain goat?
One mucks abo...
Why the Japanese kill fish?
because Chinese eat fish and Koreans selfish
Two fish are in a tank, what does one fish say to the other?
How do you drive this thing?!
Two Goldfish were in a tank. What did one fish ask the other?
So how do you drive this thing?
You can tune a piano
But you can't tuna fish!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and the oth...
A Jew was converting to Christianity.
So a Jew named Moshe Greene wanted to convert t...
How did the mermaid get into a car crash?
...because she was fish tailing!
Useful Metric Equivalents
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 milli...
What do you call a fish without any eyes?
Boneless chicken
There are two fish in a tank,
one says to the other "do you know how to drive...
baptism in a nutshell
So a jewish guy name shlomo wants to become chr...
The Blonde And The Lord
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen m...
Since we are doing lightbulb jokes, here's one...
Q: How many abstract artists does it to screw i...
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish.
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was...
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping.
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while ...
Things You WON'T Hear Down South I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Things You WON'T Hear Down South I'll take Shak...
Things You Would NEVER Hear A Redneck Say I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex Duct tape won't fix that.
Things You Would NEVER Hear A Redneck Say I'll ...
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish.
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was...