What's the difference...
...between a piano, a fish, and glue?
You can t...
Fish Jokes
A catholic priest and an Indian named John...
One Friday afternoon on the reservation John an...
Fish jokes?
I'm working a community fish fry and need your ...
a fish walks into a bar.....
the bartender asks "what will it be?" Fish repl...
A man and a woman go scuba diving for their honeymoon.....
... and they are having the absolute time of th...
Rowboat
Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jo...
The Jewish Fishmonger
So this man goes to his Jewish fishmonger and s...
I have a joke about fish and herbs.
But I don't think now is the thyme or the plaic...
Have fun reading. This one's a long one.
There's this guy in Florida, and he finds out t...
A woman comes into the ER...
A true story!
A woman came into the ER with a ...
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Two very unhappy animals.
Fish don't like...
to be told they smell like women either.
What did one fish say to the other during the race?
I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can't tuna fish!!!
We had a power outage today...
...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround ...
There were two prawns talking together in the sea...
One was called Tom, and the other was called Ch...
What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?
I always loved this one: (works better said out...
A man walks into a fishmongers...
...with a carp under his arm. He asks the man b...
Two fish are in a tank....
and one says to the other:
"You know how to d...
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing.
'He’s like a fish out of water.’
‘You mean he’...